Mummy the funny - Part I

"mummy, ni hai wo~!!"

"tomorrow run again lor."

"......"

Sobsob, that 45mins of jogging has gone to waste!! All becos mummy dearest tempted me with a crispy golden fried chicken drumstick! Before that, i alr ate 3 pieces of durian fruit, 1.5 slices of Wu Chin Leong bak gua, 2 cans of 100Plus, AND, 1 bowl of Yoshinoya's mini congee with deep fried salmon pieces. (>.<)!

Another funny thing that mum said -

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"i think ah siang has a gf"

"ARE U SURE!?! How did you know?? He told u?" i couldnt believe my ears.

"no lah, but i think so. i told him that he "jiao nu peng you" is okay, just dun "anyhow anyhow". then he smile smile at me." she said, matter-of-factly.

"oooooohh..." at the same time my brain scans for past conversations with ah siang on who could potentially be THE gf.

"aiya my son so handsome, of cos la," she continued.

"*PENGZ*"

i almost fell off my chair. that was the most unexpected response from her.

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but yeah, she's right, my kiddo bro's got his charm and his way with the ladies. except he has this long sideburns and super tail-long fringe that make him look very ah-bengish. been naggin at him to cut it off, but to no avail.

this conversation set me off on a "sherlock holmes" journey to find out who THE gf is. And i have my conclusion~~~!!!

i suspect..... she's....... someone by the name of "J*****n". Even their blogskins are from the same creator lehhh!!! --> "&MUSIC" and "&LOVE". Awwww. how romantic.

So, siang, am i correct?? lol