Mum: "Who did the hanging of clothes just now?"
Me: "Not me lah."
Mum: "wah see, ur sis even helped to cook porridge for us."
Me: "you can marry her off alr lah."
Mum: "papa thinks u're still immature. still so unstable."
taken aback, i said defensively, "Yaya YA, i'm still immature. Cannot meh? i'm only 23. i have the right to be immature STILLLLL. it's okay if i dunno how to cook, i'm not of marriageable age what."
and rolled my eyes some more.
Mum: "no, you know how to cook, just lazy."
Me: "....... "
Mum: "So, who did you go out with yesterday night for a movie uh? must be new bf righttt." and she gives me an evil raise-raise-eyebrow look.
Me: "No lah. i have alot of frens, cannot meh." *Sweat drop*
Mum: "you choose bf must eyes open big big okay. oh, few nights ago i dreamt that u got back together with that-who leh. "
Me: "!?!?! WHO??"
Mum: "Nor, the one who wanted to take pic with u on convoction but u avoided him like plague one lor."
Me: "!!! I where got avoid him!! he where got want to take pic with me?!? He wanted to take pic with YOU & pa, not meee!"
Mum: "Aiya he's finding excuses mah, actually he wants to take pic with u one lah."
Me: ".................................."
Then she went on to give me a good whole 20 mins lecture on how i should have given TW a 2nd chance, how nice he is, how blah blah blah blah.....OH my god! I think they want him as their son lor, and drag me into it, AGAIN. -_-"'
sometimes mummy drives me crazy. sometimes she says the darnest things, i can't help but wonder where i inherited that "duh"-kind-of-humour from.
5 comments:
diowww....quite obvious right....so obvious it's not scandalous at all...
wahaha.....funny mom you have..
yaaa...she's got this odd sense of humor that's not really humor, u noe wat i mean? it's just, DUH-ness that cracks u up.
:)
i think its in the genes...u know what i mean....=)
righttt.
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